Hello everybody!

sorry about the lack of Nikki this summer but believe it or not I've been kinda busy! >.< So I thought to myself, "Rasberry.......I should tell everyone on DA about those.... and while I'm at it .... I could tell them about what I've done so far this holiday! God, I'm a genious"
Cough, cough. So lets begin

Well at the end of the school year we moved to the neighbouring city called Alanya. There are ALOT of tourists here o.0 but its cool because there's a mixture of languages about and it fun to hear it. ^^ And another great joke to play is to make people think youre a tourist and make 'em struggle to speak your lingo and then turn around and ask them something in turkish >.< gets 'em everytime ( I know I'm evil but it is funny )
Anywho, two days after we moved in my Welsh grandparents came to visit for two weeks. And let me tell you all now, my Bampi (AKA grandfather) is a nutjob. I think what it was, was he's been on a strict diet 'cause he's bordering diabeties and he had ALOT of sugar while he was here, so he was hyper the whole time. Now my Bampi was is show-business, people, so you can imagine (He wasnt really, he was a painter-decorator but he was in shows during his spare time) And so we had many, many quotes such as "Get from infront of me, youre stepping on my heels!" and when he was asked by my Nana if he had all of us in the picture, "Yes, dont worry I got you in colour" while fighting with a bush that was tickeling his arm. Now all of you who know me, do you see where I get it from?? >.<
So they left after their two weeks (and before my nana strangled him) and two days later (we like two, ok) we made a tweleve hour drive down to visit my other grandmother. Now my Babanne lives on a farm in a little village called Kuzuluk. And there's so much to do there! Like eating and sleeping! and for good measure so more eating! So I found one of my cousin's old bike and was riding it down the feild (which is a slope) and if I do say so myself, I was going pretty fast

now 'cause its a farm there are obviously chickens right?? well there was this one chicken, who didnt have alot inbetween the ears and decided to outrun the bike with me on it. Needless to say there's one less chicken and I had a bruise on my arse and cuts all down my right side for a week. So in all fairness I think the chicken did more damage to me then I did to it >.< Now, another story, I suffer from allergies. Allergies to pollen, dust and cats and my auntie's cat decided to have three kittens! I'm not really a cat person but these kittens were the cutest things ever! And I instantly called dibs on the fat, fluffy grey one, who turned out to be the bully and moody one of the group >.< so funny and this little fluff ball tried to scare my big, fat dog away but she hadnt quite found her feet yet, so it ended up looking more like a hissing fluff-ball doing gymnastics infront of my dog who in the end did actually run away >.< He's so brave. And I must take a moment to be serious here, both Rhia (my dog) and Dylan (my nana's dog who was born the same year as me and came all the way from the states with me) passed away this year T.T I've never been seperated from either of them before and when I was..... its sad but they were both sick and I'm happier thinking that they're better off now and as my old biology teacher says "Things dont die, energy is just transferred". Lmao another story my great uncle made the counsil in the village give him a machine to dig a grave for Rhia and wouldnt leave until they did >.< and I mean you look at my great uncle and you'd be afraid incase a gust of wind blew him over XD but while we were there he got on a bike, played swing ball and tried to speak english! lol
So then we went to visit my other cousins in Istanbul. I must get this straight, they both rock their socks >.< The oldest works in the fashion industry and always gives me new clothes when I see her and the other is a reporter for a magazine and gets to go to all the concerts in Istanbul and pretty soon he might be getting a tv show! T.T wow! And he was actually on tv introducing Metallica!! double wow

And he gave me..... wait for it now.... he gave me, his old bass guitar!!! That's right! After three years of asking Nikki actually has a guitar! dance with me now

so yeh I've been working on that

We also went to see another cousin of mine who is older than my dad but still acts like me

he lives in this old house thats richly decorated with antique furniture and last I checked he had a pinball machine upstairs

whoot. lol he was shooting computer chairs across the house at my father (yeah that tell you enough) and he also liked to feed a dog who thought she was a cat! lmao she was a blast anyway we only stayed there for (guess how many) yes two days before returning to the village. Other cousins came to visit and there were twin boys, toddlers and when they saw my dog they asked me while pointing at his butt "Is that where the caca comes out??" aw bless >.< and I was with them so long I could tell the difference between them lol
I know enough already, so sorry about the lack of me but I've have been occupied but I should be returning for good soon
oh yeh i also found out that some ancient relative of mine married some decendant of the Prophet Muhammed! yeh I know, crazy right and another was in the harem and I and a great great uncle who could fly o.0 lmao I'll tell you his story my great aunt was staying at his house and was religous at the time and was up waiting for the call from the mosque when she saw this uncle taking off from the upstairs window, when he returned she confronted him and blackmailed him till the day he died (and then told everyone) but his wife feared that he was being unfaithful and put ash and sand, set traps and slept under the stairs in an attempt to catch him red-handed.... but she never did and nobody knew where he was..... spooky.....